The Big Dump



Four broken deck chairs (two styles): worthless
Two broken vacuum cleaners: worthless
Four shaky wooden folding chairs: worthless
Two huge, rotting plastic plant containers: worthless
One 6' section of fence, leftover from remodeling: worthless
Two large suitcases rejected by GoodWill: worthless
One black suitcase with a broken zipper: worthless
One Bunn coffeemaker that leaks coffee onto the counter with every use: worthless
Four wooden rods that used to fit into the closets, before the remodeling: worthless
Assortment of plastic containers and tubs left over from gardening: worthless
One 8' length of huge tree limb left over from storm damage: worthless
ETC
ETC

Value of renting a dumpster for $147 for one week and clearing out all the crap that never fits into the garbage can: PRICELESS.

Who says you can't attain some (temporary) level of order and cleanliness on maternity leave?