Hearty update, part II: RamblingsA collection of topics—conceived, pondered and previously trapped in a sleep-deprived mind—presented here for your perusement.
Getting to Know BabySHer belly button is a perfect swirl, like a cinnamon roll.
I ate a lot of cinnamon rolls when I was pregnant with her.
Hot DuckThe hot duck detests me. Because I defy him.
I sit in the hottest bathwater I can stand, per doctor's orders, at least every other day. Sometimes twice a day (glorious). And the hot duck sits in the corner and glares at me. You know the one… he's the little rubber guy whose stomach blazes the word "HOT" if the bathwater you've run for baby is too pipin' hot for her tender skin.
He doesn't scare me. I draw up that close to boiling water, gingerly step in and my flesh immediately turns dark pink. I've got crossword puzzles to pass the time and a cup of coffee to turn up the luxury.
But I can still hear him. And if I lower the book and peak over the water-warped, pulpy pages of my "Happy Crosswords" book, he's still staring at me.
"Why do I even bother with you?" he grunts.
I tell him to cool it. Ha Ha.
No seriously, he hates me.
Who me, worry?When TinyE cries at night, I tell Dave that it's all her frustration and sadness coming out… all her grief over losing our complete and direct attention. It's all our fault. We've ruined her, the perfectly happy and charming little girl we used to have.
When BabyS cries, and I can't get to her because I'm tending to TinyE, I know I'm ruining her. And then, all of a sudden, she stops crying. And I think, "That's it. I killed her".
QuestionIs it a bad thing if you discover fragments of Sun Chips in your baby's neck folds, long after you ate lunch while wearing her in the baby carrier??